The Chap
The night of nights: the bouncer is strict, the tuxedo has been stolen, the thumb is injured. Mysterious hints open up space for imagination and projections.
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Excuse me Sir
Do you have an invitation?
Invitation? What is that?
Invitation? What a crap!
Tonight is my night
Black or white tie
Who ransacked my wardrobe?
There's nothing left, not even hope
I can't hold back the tears
It took me more than a year
To gather all that gear
Excuse me Sir
Do you have an invitation?
Invitation? I´m a chap!
Invitation? You want a slap?
Tonight her dress is too tight
Velvet or leather corset
With countless eyelets and hooks
Improves the fit, ensures striking looks
I ask her for a cake crumb
While preparing, she cut her thumb
Baking makes her feel dumb
Excuse me Sir
Do you have an invitation?
Invitation? What is that?
Invitation? That sounds drab
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