National Lottery Blues!
A funny novelty song lyrics about how the vast majority of people really lose not win at the national lottery.
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(Intro and Outro - shuffle rhythm)
The low down the low down lottery blues
I got the low down the low down lottery blues
Cos at eight o'clock
I always lose!
(Play Chorus - see below)
(Verse one)
Now Camelot say it's fourteen million to one
But it seems like forty billion to none
Cos every number I use
Always seems to just lose
I got the low down lottery blues!
(Chorus)
The low down national lottery blues
The low down lottery blues
Just six little numbers
And my life would cruise
Away from the lottery blues!
(Verse Two)
In it to win it that's what they say
For the big finger to point your way
But every number I use
Always seems to just lose
I got the low down lottery blues
(Chorus)
(Verse Three)
I soon learned with an unlucky dip
They ain't no thing as get rich quick
Cos every number it choosed
All randomly losed
I got the low down lottery blues!
(No Chorus before bridge verse)
(Bridge Verse - shuffle rhythm)
And it's four, nine, six, eighteen, thirty, and ten
And guess who's working next week again?
But some lucky 'Mother'
Has got good news
And the rest have got the lottery blues!
(Chorus)
(Verse Four)
Imagine one day you actually won
But forgot to put your numbers on!
Nobody could take that
You'd just blow a fuse
And get the suicide lottery blues!
(Chorus)
(Final Verse)
Thought I'd found myself a winning game
But I ended losing just the same
Everyday I bought a paper
To read the daily news
I got the instant lose scratchcard blues!
(Chorus)
(Outro - shuffle rhythm)
The low down the low down lottery blues
I got the low down the low down lottery blues
Cos at eight o'clock
I always lose!
© Tony Lawrie 2020
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